- "Anybody want a game a' chess?"
- "I am the smartest man here. Ain't none of you can take me!"
- "Stand still while I do what I'm gonna do."
- "I am depressed by how dumb everybody around here actually is."
- "Who wants to match wits with me, come on!"
- "Who wants a taste of my gun?"
- "I got bullets looking for a new home; any volunteers?"
- "I ain't never seen such a passel of idiots in all my days"
- "Just lie down and die, go on!"
- "Who wants to be killed by the smartest man in the state? Step up!"
- "I'm the law and I'm here to kill everyone!"
- "Judge, jury, and my favourite: executioner! Ha ha!"
En el modo un jugador, el modelo de Conor Callahan es utilizado por Dell Hopkins