- "Shouldn't you be at home makin' babies?"
- "Wow, honey! You look a lot better on your back!"
- "Sure you don't wanna run home to your mama?"
- "Shouldn't you be home mendin' dresses missy?"
- "Name's Elmore Vinnis. Yours is Cow Dung."
- "You look a bit sickly miss, you with child?"
- "I've seen better."
- "Come on, then! Quit your messin' about!"
- "I hear tell your mama's a whore!"
En el modo un jugador, el modelo de Dirty Dan Pister es utilizado por Elmore Vinnis.