- "Jiminy Cricket! I'm gonna enjoy killing you!"
- "Gonna get you! Don't give a fart how!"
- "You ain't gonna get my family jewels!"
- "You think I'm a redneck? I'm gon' bust ya!"
- "You're finished you gaul-darned idiot!"
- "You Dickens? Yer gonna die!"
- You better shit or get off the pot, I'm comin' to get you!"
- "God save you fools!"
- "Yer gon' die in pain, ain't no horse shit!"
- "Gettin' ya is as easy as piss!"
- "I ain't just the law, I'm the hoister of the law!"
- "I'm chipped and ready for lecture!"
En el modo un jugador, el modelo de Fred Everts es utilizado por Alden Pearce