John Kelby es un personaje menor de Red Dead Redemption que aparece en el modo multijugador.
- "Everytime I steal something I tell myself, darn you're good!"
- "I couldn't drive no nails in a snowbank, but I sure can fight!"
- "Before I skin my gun, folks hand over their money, 'cause they're darn afraid!"
- "I ain't just strong, I'm smart as a whip! Yeah!"
- "When I'm in a fight, I'm just singin' with my tail up!"
- "They say I'm the smoothest devil, 'cause I make you feel good, then kill you!"
- "I ain't never met a man tougher than me!"
- "I can't stop being a criminal now, I'm a living legend!"
- "I ain't no cherub, mister; I'm the devil!"
- "No need for no blowpipe, I can kill a man with these hands!"
- "I'm a do every crime I can think of, before I take the big jump!"
- "I ain't just handsome, I'm a killer too!"