Mescalero Mike es un personaje menor de Red Dead Redemption que aparece en el modo multijugador.
- "I like to collect ears, so I hope you have big ones."
- "You can at least make this fun."
- "Play nice now, sugar bunny, or else you won't get dessert."
- "Listen, put down your gun, I'll put down mine, and we'll settle this with a game of horseshoes."
- "Hey, let's blind-fold each other and do the 20 paces thing; I won't cheat."
- "You ever hear of Walton's gang? That's me!"
- "Don't be scared of me; I'm a kind man, a gentle man."
- "My guns gonna love you so hard, make your tongue bleed."
- "Why don't you come over here and kiss my huckleberry?"
- "Always loved me a good ol' fashioned massacre."
- "I got a bullet with your name on it; what's your name again?"
- "Aw, I smell someone peein' in their pants."